Something about Me  

(What you always wanted to know, but never dared to ask)


Name:
Auer Alexander

Birthday:
4. October 1974

Town I live:
Vienna / Austria

Favourite Colour:
Wanna guess?

Sign of Zodiac:
Libra

Criminal Records:
aehm, well, I mean, none(?) [He began!] {JOKE!}

Drugaddictions:
lots of Alcohol, Nicotine, Coffee and black Tea

Profession:
Internet-Programmer

Haircolor:
They call me everything from red to blond

Height:
1,80 m

Weight:
64 kg

Prospects for the Future:
Looks gloomy.

Favourite Authors:
Ch. Bukowsky, H. Hesse, K. Tucholsky, J.R.R. Tolkien, D. Adams, D. Coupland

Favourite Musicans:
Black Sabbath, Metallica, Led Zep, ... (too many, everything that rocks and rolls)

Meeting Point:
'Bier-Otto' Pub, Disco U4 (on Sunday), 'Alt Wien' and 'Kolar' in downtown Vienna

How to mail me:
Open your eyes and look a little bit down!

Motto:
Open mind for a different view (© Metallica); 'Life is what happens, while you're busy making other plans' (© John lennon);

What I don't like at all:
Anise (Ouzo!), Dill, Stinking Feet, Pedagogics und Psychologists, Extreme People of every Kind, Soap Operas with Doctors, ...

How I imagine Heaven:
Warm, soft cloud. Many free Cigaretteswhich I can smoke without bad conscience (I'm already dead, remember?). Cold beer, coffeeand a TV-set showing good Science Fiction films all day. Only good looking, intelligent people (Hm, guess I wouldn't fit there). A bit talking to Hendrix(free guitar lessons included) and once a week everybody gets a honarary doctor.